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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Maybe it was the one-armed man?

Poor Scott Stapp is saying that the person trying to release his sex tape is trying to sabotage his solo career.

I'm guessing it's probably the same person who stole his talent. Or never gave it to him in the first place.

That's right, Scott.

I'm talking about your precious God. Who else would have the power to delude you into believing that you should ever, EVER come within 20 feet of a microphone? None other than an all-powerful being.

I also tend to believe that this God may have some secret desire for me to go blind. It looks like this sex tape kills 2 birds with one stone, eh, Scott?

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